12. Women can be naked when they teleconference with the President, but they still must be wide-eyed and childishly innocent.
10. ‘Love’ is the universal greeting and farewell. You know, like ‘Aloha’ but for futuristic space hippies.
9. Lethal Eskimo twins that incapacitate you with snowballs then try to feed you to flesh-eating dolls with razor teeth. Someone was clearly stoned off their ass when they wrote this.
8. The most evil person in the universe is Duran Duran....Or Durand-Durand?
7. In the future, the interior of all space craft will be entirely covered with shag carpet.
6. The preferred method of torturing women is pleasuring them to death.
5. Casual sex (well, it’s the 60s so let’s say ‘free love’) is alive and well, but only if you take an Exultation Transference Pill first.
4. You can smoke Essence of Man. All you need is a giant fishbowl bong.
3. Pygar, the winged angel. Beautiful, blonde, blind and submissive – the sexual fantasy of every gay man!
2. Jane Fonda is hot…and constantly gets knocked unconscious. You do the math.
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